If I wereFriday, October 13, 2006

Fulfilling all my tagged duties today, heh. Jo tagged me for this a long, long time ago.

Here goes:

If I were a time of day, I would be ... Saturday night. That's... life.

If I were a non-human animal, I would be ... a cat. or a fox. or maybe a butterfly.

If I were a direction, I would be ... north.

If I were a piece of furniture, I would be ... something purple! :D

If I were a liquid, I would be ... water. fluid and pure.

If I were a tool, I would be ... ripping off Jo on this one. A Swiss Army Knife. A hot pink one. heh. or red, maybe.

If I were a kind of weather, I would be ... winter. the kind that makes you wear warm comfortable winter clothes and snuggle up under blankets.

If I were a mythical creature, I would be ... chimera.

If I were a musical instrument, I would be ... a flute. or a harp.

If I were a color, I would be ... red.

If I were a sound, I would be ... the "ting" of the triangle :)

If I were a movie, I would be ... mean girls.

If I were a food, I would be ... jalapeno.

If I were a material, I would be ... satin silk. white.

If I were a word, I would be .. passion.

If I were a facial expression, I would be ... snicker.

If I were a month, I would be... april. when it's not too cold, not too hot.

If I were a day of the week, I would be... Saturday.

If I were a planet, I would be... earth.

If I were a tree, I would be... eucalyptus! heh. cuz of the koalas.mm.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be ... daisy.

If I were a fruit, I would be ... an orange

If I were an article of clothing, I would be ... leather boots.

If I were a Disney character, I would be ... pocahontas. mulan.

If I were an online abbreviation, I would be ... wtf.

If I were a hairstyle, I would be ... can't describe it here. but it involves bangs.

If I were a number, I would be ... 5.

If I were a kitchen device, I would be ... a wooden spoon. or a teflon frying pan.