shit.Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Favorites underlined in big font. Hilarious.

Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
Islam: If shit happens, blame Israel.
Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Darwinism: This shit was once food.
Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
Creationism: God made all shit.
Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
Capitalism: That's MY shit.
Communism: It's everybody's shit.
Feminism: Men are shit.
Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us...
Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
Atheism: What shit?
Nihilism: No shit.
Alcoholics Anonymous: Shit happens-one day at a time!